Azure Butterfly

Game Designer

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People who don’t think Sheog could majorly fuck shit up

"he only makes people crazy that’s not scary"

fucker could make the entirety of Wayrest paranoid enough to murder their neighboring kingdoms out of fear

see the thing about Sheog is that in place of a mor(t)al compass, he acts on literary merit. look at the way authors painstakingly create OCs just to ruin their lives. that is how the madgod do.

also if you refer to the mentally ill as “broken” or “stupid” I will fucking drive to your house and hide radios playing the most obnoxious droning song possible with each one set to be a few milliseconds off from the rest. good luck getting the one in your chimney

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whitestrake:

Everybody likes to pretend Martin’s a handsome messiah figure, but he’s just a pudgy religious hypocrite.

Martin is a nerd who gets stuck in ayleid staircases

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rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

(via teezybird)

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ayrenn:

i have experienced daggerfall 

now attempt to summon Hircine and cry when Sheogorath butts in instead

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ayrenn:

i wouldnt be as mad about the faolchu thing as i am if it actually added something.

because like, it does not add anything. at no point in both faolchu fights does fire play a part. you literally just hit him until he dies. there is no fire. there is just a lot of whining from faolchu and him going “FUCK THE DIRENNI. FUCK ELVES.” 

When I fought him, you had to wait for him to light himself on fire before you could hurt him (he didn’t take damage otherwise). Of course, this entailed him screaming NO FIRE IS MY WEAKNESS before charging straight through a burning pile of wreckage.